This week’s topic is by Timofy Footlicker (yes Timofy Footlicker) from Stone Mountain, GA. Timofy loves shooting rifles, being in the in the middle of domestic conflicts and putting his molars on a choker. If he’s not cooking his most-loved dish, Swanson TV Dinners, Timofy can be seen having his friends reading to him or watching the movie ‘Inception’ and wondering “what dream are we in now?”
There’s this girl I took out with. It wasn’t clear to me that the girl that I liked. It was true that she was very fat. However, she was pretty. What do I mean? There’s no way I was planning to quit.
It’s a lot of fun, and I believe that I should take a trip out with her another time however, it’s been over one week, and I haven’t phoned her yet to discreet vibrators ask for a second date. How can I convince this girl to come out and hang out with me, but not expect something from me?
Timofy. You’re the perfect match; a woman’s dream come true I’m the best from the pack. Who am you kidding! It’s not anything like that. Brownie points when you admit that you’re an a**hole but. Seriously.
You have been out with someone girl but you don’t seem like you’re ready to “put it in.” This is a bit odd. Anyway, no matter. There’s nothing you do not have.
This is what you should do let it go. Women are already resentful of having a second option, and even one that is a “snow ball’s chance in hell” alternative. Don’t be a bother and make your way onto the next vagina. It’s not doing the woman the slightest favor by declaring “let’s be friends.” Be sure to trust me.
And now, Timofy, I believe you’re mentally ill and incapable of absorbing “good” advice and you’re likely to speak with this girl once more… However look below for more information.
Call her. Find out if she’s keen to spend time hanging out. Make it casual and unromantic and then slyly mention your tendency to go limp every time you out out however you’re still thinking she’s great to spend time hanging out with.
A couple things might happen:
- If she has something hot, she’ll toss it in your face.
- She’ll clench her meaty fist and bludgeon you in your pathetic face with it…or… bonus scenario
- See option 2. but with the other meaty woman fist.
If you’re in either of these scenarios Timofy, I do not believe this crap is working for you. At. All. You have to do is return home, download your porn, sip the Tab or Jaeger as you call it an night you.
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